[retribution has been a celebrity for a little while now and the internet probably still exists in some way in Beam Saber Land so he's like. Generally aware of weird tropes but "man pulls plastic vampire teeth from a mop" and "plastic vampire teeth used to collect payment" are not things he has encountered before.]
Ah. Hm.
Well, We suppose.... We would like some elaboration????
You've died, and you will again quite soon, if you are not "maintained".
I have many items that will heal our guests of such an affliction [ death. death is the affliction. ] but they come with varied effects... and your teeth are already... well, it will have to work.
If you accept that you will be altered of body and mind slightly for the next little while, I will have you saved.
[They appreciate the asking. Both of them. Maybe Strychnine more than retribution, though they both regard the vampire teeth with confusion. That is not a device that they are aware of, but frankly...
Morningstars think AI are people and would never do a real maintenance on them so they suppose they are not the ones to judge.]
Very well, We would prefer Our lives, and We are no stranger to body and mind alterations.
Wonderful. I will make certain to have refreshments sent to your room afterwards.
[ wipes the fake teeth with the mop. they are now SPARKLING CLEAN and he's leaning over to hold them up to their mouth. open wiiiiide. they are literally just rubber vampire toy teeth (for now). ]
anyway, reaching into their mouth without an ounce of fear and the teeth just click into place. they form to the ones there already and enhance just slightly, as if they're just normal teeth. when you're all healed, they'll just be silly vampire teeth again when you wake up! ]
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Re: Morning Day 4
[ he's reaching into the end of his mop, as if it's a ?bag? and... pulling out a plastic pair of costume vampire teeth. ]
...hmmmmmmmmm... this might be interesting.
Re: Morning Day 4
[retribution has been a celebrity for a little while now and the internet probably still exists in some way in Beam Saber Land so he's like. Generally aware of weird tropes but "man pulls plastic vampire teeth from a mop" and "plastic vampire teeth used to collect payment" are not things he has encountered before.]
Ah. Hm.
Well, We suppose.... We would like some elaboration????
Re: Morning Day 4
I have many items that will heal our guests of such an affliction [ death. death is the affliction. ] but they come with varied effects... and your teeth are already... well, it will have to work.
If you accept that you will be altered of body and mind slightly for the next little while, I will have you saved.
Re: Morning Day 4
Morningstars think AI are people and would never do a real maintenance on them so they suppose they are not the ones to judge.]
Very well, We would prefer Our lives, and We are no stranger to body and mind alterations.
Re: Morning Day 4
[ wipes the fake teeth with the mop. they are now SPARKLING CLEAN and he's leaning over to hold them up to their mouth. open wiiiiide. they are literally just rubber vampire toy teeth (for now). ]
Re: Morning Day 4
Aaah~
Re: Morning Day 4
anyway, reaching into their mouth without an ounce of fear and the teeth just click into place. they form to the ones there already and enhance just slightly, as if they're just normal teeth. when you're all healed, they'll just be silly vampire teeth again when you wake up! ]
Another day at this ordinary job.