CONTACT MAINTENANCE MAN

[wetmop]

i will do something ic here later but this is where you can drop threads that require ~*~maintenance~*~

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Re: day 10 morning

[rejectedbydeath]

[ ... hahahahaha. ]

I'll stop bleeding when I'm dead.

Re: day 10 morning

[wetmop]

No, that is when people tend to bleed the most.

Re: day 10 morning

[rejectedbydeath]

... ... ... [ time to assess how much energy he wants to expend on debating about how much blood a dead body may or may not have ]

[ well it doesn't really apply to him anyways ]

I won't die, so I'll keep bleeding on your floors.

Re: day 10 morning

[wetmop]

Feel free to die in ways that do not create messes for unrelated parties.

Re: day 10 morning

[rejectedbydeath]

... no. [ he doesn't even know that dying forever is on the table right now so uh ]

Re: day 10 morning

[wetmop]

[ sighs.

STARTS DIGGING AROUND INSIDE OF THE MOPHEAD LIKE IT'S A BAG. ]

I'm going to give you an item. It will make you better, at least somewhat. It will have some sort of side effect, unfortunately, but it will not last all that long and sometimes they are quite enjoyable.

Re: day 10 morning

[rejectedbydeath]

... I don't need it. [ it's not like. a direct rejection, he just is telling him the truth. at least insofar as he knows. he'll heal. he always heals.



also is that how mops work now. ]

Re: day 10 morning

[wetmop]

You do, because you won't get out of this room without dying again if you do not accept it.

[ ... ]

Don't get excited by that, by the way. You'll just wake up in this chair again.

Re: day 10 morning

[rejectedbydeath]

..... is that so? What if I kill you instead.

Re: day 10 morning

[wetmop]

Then we would both die and revive within here, and I would likely be in your lap. How embarrassing.

Re: day 10 morning

[rejectedbydeath]

So you're also an abomination... I wonder how often you can die before your body gives out. [ he's going to try to get up. ]

Re: day 10 morning

[wetmop]

[ YOU'RE DYING STILL SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

just sighs. ]

I survived having my retirement taken away from me. Anything you can do to me is a pittance.

[rejectedbydeath]

Hah... how pitiful. Sending you to the other side would be a favor to you. [ he forms his cracked sword in his hand and takes one step towards the maintenance man.


two steps.




and then fucking slumps over onto the floor again ]

[wetmop]

[ stares at him on the floor. ]






No, I would prefer my retirement.