CONTACT MAINTENANCE MAN

[wetmop]

i will do something ic here later but this is where you can drop threads that require ~*~maintenance~*~

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[wetmop]

You'll fail. It will only come off when the price is paid and the wound is healed.

[velluminous]

I will not be treated as though I am some circus pet!

[wetmop]

Of course not. You are an esteemed guest.

[velluminous]

Then treat me like one!

[ is it stupid to start screaming at the person you called for help, while you're slowly bleeding out from self-inflicted wounds? i mean, do you really expect anything better from her, katy? at this point? also: it really hurts ]

I am expecting bandages, or spark of magic! Not this!

[wetmop]

[ shakes the mop. nothing comes out. ]

I will make certain to pass your complaint on to my higher-ups.

[velluminous]

[ she's going to have to wear a collar? be led around like she's everyone's pet, in front of everyone else?

is she just the biggest moron in the place? ]

No! Give me something else! You are bringing dangerous people here--you do not get to humiliate me on top of that.

[wetmop]

You could simply not be humiliated by this.

[ makes a show of digging into his mop again and pulling out nothing. ]

[velluminous]

[ don't you sass me weatherboy ]

There are no other options?!

[wetmop]

Hmmmm...




You could get badly hurt again another day and call me again, and simply hope that whatever I have on hand will also heal both wounds.

[velluminous]

Mammon! Fine! Get it over with.

[wetmop]

[ the application of the collar is not at all sexy. """"maintenance man"""" is not a tumblr sexymans. in fact... the collaring moment, which includes a no nonsense man and a mop, may truly be the most embarrassing thing of all... if she is traumatized by the experience, none should blame her...

but after a moment, he has gifted her a new curse (that heals!) and she can find that the bleeding is stopping, and the pain is reducing over time. it's working! as he said! ]

[velluminous]

[ this is, in fact, an exceptionally humiliating experience. thanks!

the instant it's on, naturally, she tests its give. ]

[wetmop]

[ someone could get their finger in it barely because that's sexy but that's all. good luck girlie. ]

My job here is done.

[velluminous]

[ screams internally. screams eternally. ]

Then leave.

[wetmop]

[ ok he is leaving. there's not a sweep of a cape (maintenance men don't wear capes) so he's just a dude opening the door and vanishing into the rest of the hotel. ]