CONTACT MAINTENANCE MAN

[wetmop]

i will do something ic here later but this is where you can drop threads that require ~*~maintenance~*~

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Re: Day 3 afternoon

[warrioroffight]

[begins to chuckle, wet-sounding]

If it is... a price of blood... you require, then... you shall be... well... compensated...

Re: Day 3 afternoon

[wetmop]

[ nose wrinkles slightly. ]

Blood is so messy. But it does seem as though... that is what it is to be, today.

[ He's pulling out a prickly-looking crown of roses. It's metallic and black, the flowers are fake, and every thorn on it (of which there are many) looks as sharp as a razor. Just looking at this thing should prick your finger. Maintenance Man is fine, though. ]

Well, it isn't a copious amount, at least. If you are agreeable, I will lay this upon your head, from which it will stay until it has drunk its fill of you. Which, in turn, will heal you perfectly. If you do not...

...

Well, you'll die again and we will repeat this conversation over and over and over until the end of time.

There may be some side effects, but I do promise that it will perform its job well, and you will be fine afterwards.

Re: Day 3 afternoon

[warrioroffight]

[rasping]

Why... did you... revive me...?

Re: Day 3 afternoon

[wetmop]

Your vacation isn't over yet.

Re: Day 3 afternoon

[warrioroffight]

To what end, this... "vacation"...? Atonement? Punishment? Or is there... no meaning... to it all... just like... living?

Re: Day 3 afternoon

[wetmop]

Everything you've just spoken of...

...

Is something I do not get paid enough for. You should simply consider living in order to find things that have meaning... probably.

Re: Day 3 afternoon

[warrioroffight]

...........

I will... take the... crown.

Re: Day 3 afternoon

[wetmop]

Excellent. I will make sure to have refreshments brought to your room soon.

[ delicately placing the horrible thing upon his head. ]